Category: Humor
Love is a prison
September 10th, 2009, Comments Off
So, a man who is tired of his marriage can’t think of a better way to get out of it than to rob a bank so he can go to prison to get away from his wife. I’d say that qualifies as an irreconcilable difference.
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Peeing monkeys are better than what we’ve got
September 9th, 2009, Comments Off
The statehouse in Zambia had 200 monkeys in it and nothing was done about them until one of them urinated on the country’s president. If we got rid of all the peeing monkeys in our statehouses, there would be no one left to pass legislation.
What’s thong with this picture?
September 4th, 2009, Comments Off
A 55-year old man was arrested for riding a bike while wearing a thong. It’s bad enough to see a 55-year old man wearing a thong, but seeing him wearing a thong while hunched over riding a bike is too much. No thank you!
Is the First Lady a freak?
August 31st, 2009, Comments Off
Link to a photo of Michelle Obama wearing sandals and appearing to have six toes. Can you imagine the scandal if this is true? Me neither. But people love to find out oddities about others, and I don’t want anyone to ever say I don’t give the people what they want.
Tales of Dumb Criminals
August 30th, 2009, Comments Off
It’s exactly what the title says: stories of morons making mischief, including the guy who mooned the surveillance camera, the classic case of trying to rob a place that’s full of cops, the guy who robbed the police station while the cops were on a call, the guys who forgot to put gas in the [...]
A website for all those sorry people out there
August 25th, 2009, 1 Comment
There’s a new site for all those people that regret having voting for Barack Obama. They can list the reasons they’re sorry and submit their heartfelt apologies for the part they played in electing him President. They can also buy “I’m Sorry” bumper stickers to proudly announce and repent of their voting mistake. I am [...]
It ain’t bragging when you can bring it like this guy
August 18th, 2009, Comments Off
Not that the list is very long, but this is the best ping pong celebration dance ever.
Advice from one large mammal to all others
August 5th, 2009, Comments Off
Just because spandex has infinite stretching ability doesn’t mean you should test it. If sausage has more wiggle room in its casing than you do in your pants, then you shouldn’t wear those pants. If your clothes make you look like a can of biscuits that just popped open, then you should reconsider your wardrobe [...]
Never have to say goodbye
August 4th, 2009, Comments Off
It’s an urn that’s shaped like your loved one’s head. If you really want to keep them around that bad, why not take them to a taxidermist and have them stuffed?
